Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022
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to take a picture of exquisite food you are eating and photograph it then send a picture to tessa or libby
“food we eat that shit
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1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.
Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.
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A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami
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A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
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So junghwan is an all-rounder maknae of treasure he is talented center of the group, his on stage duality is insane
Junghwan looks so cute when he's eating

someone : ikr he is the 4th gen eat boy
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