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an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.
bob-hey i fucked your wife

jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!

joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah
by bob4real April 05, 2011
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy
Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!

His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.

Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
by Big Hole Cole April 29, 2019
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When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.
1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.

2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.
by jkingintheshower October 15, 2009
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