Eat chinese pussy. Perform cunnilingus on a woman of Asian extraction.
I've a date with a chinese girl tonight. "I'm going to eat rice tonight."
by Phillycity August 21, 2007
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In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad.
John: You are sucha loser!
Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard.
John: Shut up.
by PizzaGuy112 December 28, 2011
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Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.
Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010
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when you want someone to lick your gooch.
Bro 1: "I need a girl who will eat my kimchi rice."
Bro 2: "You mean lick your gooch?"
Bro 1: "Exactly."
by theduderino February 17, 2014
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when a bird eats rice the belly goes
"I CANT FART!" causing the belly to expand.

when it expands it is like a balloon so when it has too much it goes BBOOOOOOMMM
"HEY MIKE SOME BIRDS EATING RICE ARE INFLATING!"
by the grim reaperrrrrrrrrr November 04, 2020
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