Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.
by idomemesforfun October 30, 2017
The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 22, 2009
A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer
+100 Points
+100 Points
by Ayka January 7, 2020
Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.
Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!
Student - Eat my ass and balls
Student - Eat my ass and balls
by Jordan Rudess September 18, 2007
Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
by ChrisD May 4, 2006
by Angelcormier March 10, 2019
Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
by Dat Hero November 17, 2016