A condition where someone's eyes point in opposite directions. May also be used as a nickname for someone who experiences this condition while drunk.
Everytime he gets drunk, he gets east-west.
by Bobby Blackeyes February 28, 2008
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The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)
Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.
by Allison March 23, 2004
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In the middle of nowhere,USA.
In the country.
A place that's not so easy to get to.
She lives WAY out east in Long Island, it's like the middle of East Bubbafuck.

-He lives in Jersey.
-What part?
-I dunno, some part of West Bubbafuck somewhere out there.
by 4 June 19, 2004
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When someone who's not even from a city starts preaching about the value systems of people who are. Hypocrites usually go on one.
The girl (Lindsay) was on an east west crusade/jihad, and wanted to get other people to adopt her preachings against the value systems of one group, while playing all groups. She thought being born at a hospital in a city made her from a city (since there were no hospitals in her town), then told other people not to look for loopholes like the double-standard living hypocrite she really was.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
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When your getting head (blowjob), from a sexy chick, its sooooo good that your legs go from east to west. Meaning the better the head the father your legs will spread, also good if you like your balls licked.
I got east to the west last night from jessica. and dame she could go all night with that.
by Mr. E dub October 12, 2007
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