This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.
In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
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Clyde was visiting gal pal and single mum Cindy, who's 8-month-old Horatio was Clyde's nephew. As always they went in the bedroom to play Earthquake Baby with Horatio and the baby bounced so high he nearly sprang right off the bed and on the floor. "Whew that was a close one," Cindy and Clyde said together. "Let's never speak of this again."
by Uncle Joosie February 01, 2021
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The asshole and idiot on your team who insist on playing fuse but sucks so much add he has a std.
by Thatrandomduce98 December 31, 2017
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Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.
Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale
by CanadianMooseAntler April 12, 2011
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when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.
Alex: dude you look tired

Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night
by Bennz February 02, 2010
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A design created by a pendulum swinging across sand during an earthquake.
Pictures of The Earthquake Rose created by The Rattle in Seattle may be seen at earthquakerose.com.
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
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The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.
Last night my husband gave me the world's best German Earthquake!
by Poot Wilter March 07, 2008
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