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1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.
These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!
by seismixxx May 07, 2003
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a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.
Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.
by KRHimself March 21, 2005
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When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.
OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.
by Shade696969 April 01, 2009
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A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'
He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.
by Yarince May 09, 2008
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Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.
Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"
by MikeHunt509 February 01, 2014
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During the sexual act of a Golden Gate (see Golden Gate) the tops lean forward over the bottoms and kiss. Thus looking like the towers of the bridge have collapsed.
"Totally banged those chicks last night, didn't we dude!?"
"Yeah, but was the kiss really necessary?"
"Yeah, totally, now we can so we earthquaked!"
by McCourt November 12, 2008
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when a man puts his hands or face in a womans breasts and shakes them vilontly.
last night that dude jake earthquaked me
by really walsh May 20, 2008
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