This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.
In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
Clyde was visiting gal pal and single mum Cindy, who's 8-month-old Horatio was Clyde's nephew. As always they went in the bedroom to play Earthquake Baby with Horatio and the baby bounced so high he nearly sprang right off the bed and on the floor. "Whew that was a close one," Cindy and Clyde said together. "Let's never speak of this again."
by Uncle Joosie February 01, 2021
by Thatrandomduce98 December 31, 2017
Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale
by CanadianMooseAntler April 12, 2011
when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.
by Bennz February 02, 2010
by Downstrike December 26, 2004
The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.
by Poot Wilter March 07, 2008