The longest and widest pussy, that comes out of nowhere.
That girl has such an earthquake pussy.
by Deez_balls May 29, 2016
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When you shamelessly let one rip so violently those in your vicinity can feel the vibration.
Damn! That must have been at least a 5.8 dirty earthquake on the Shichter scale.
by The Tolkienator July 03, 2014
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When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.
Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.
by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009
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When the number of stumbling drunk people has surpassed a threshold that gives the sitting spectator the impression that an earthquake is occurring.
Holy shit it looks like we are in the midst of a drunken earthquake!

Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts!

Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake.
by vtkid December 10, 2009
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The act of standing with legs shoulder width apart, knees bent slightly, arms relaxed at sides and proceeding to shake rapidly but ever so slightly. Usually performed in locker rooms, while wearing only boxers.

If looking to perform the act, one should do so to the theme from cell phone 'tetris'.

Made famous by Ben Tumin, of ten minute striker fame.
(Tumin shakes his whole body hilariously, wearing close to nothing)
Jake: (Laughing) "What was that?"
Tumin: "Tuminator Earthquake."
by J City October 27, 2007
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A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.
Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!
by Kelley October 07, 2002
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