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1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.
These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!
by seismixxx May 07, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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When everyone has a mini seizer at once.
Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk
by kickrocks August 16, 2020
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3
a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.
Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.
by KRHimself March 21, 2005
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When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.
OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.
by Shade696969 April 01, 2009
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A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'
He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.
by Yarince May 09, 2008
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