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A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.
What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
by Spun Runner April 22, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.
Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
by PenguinBri April 21, 2010
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Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.
Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!
by AethiesticDiety April 20, 2009
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An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed
Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???
by AnAngryRoomate April 22, 2011
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The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.
Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.
by Jizzy J April 22, 2006
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"I ship Earth Day!"
"What's Earth Day?"
"TomEdd!"
by SyraTheCommie December 25, 2017
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