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A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.
Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.
by fratberry June 05, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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'Earthy' person who takes pride in avoiding showers and has absolutely no problem with hairy armpits and destructive body oder. Often times proud of this offensive condition, an 'earth biscuit' is likely to smoke a lot of pot and probably has a garden with dying vegetables they forget to water. Likely to listen to hours and hours of ridiculous and monotonous bands who also take pride in stinking.
'Hey Jon, that chick Sarah looked kinda' hot at the rave last night, to bad she doesn't shave her legs.'

'Yea, Steve, I bet her pussy reeks like dead fish, to bad she's a fuckin' earth biscuit man, good ass gone to waste'
by DirtyRice April 09, 2009
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