by earnhardtluver March 08, 2011
Verb:
The Earnhardt is a sexual tactic that involves the tight rolling-up of a Dale Earnhardt souvenier T-Shirt, inserting one end into a woman's vagina and the other into her rectum, in equal proportions. Once completely inserted at both ends, so that only a fraction of shirt is showing from vagina to anus, the exposed fabric is pinched and held tightly. The woman is then instructed to lay flat on the carpet, legs wide open and pull herself forward. As she does this, she slowly removes the shirt from within her as it is being firmly held and eventually brings herself to climax.
A derivative of this is "The Angry Earnhardt" where after removal, the other party proceeds to whip the woman's back with the vaginal secretion and fecal matter soaked t-shirt.
The Earnhardt is a sexual tactic that involves the tight rolling-up of a Dale Earnhardt souvenier T-Shirt, inserting one end into a woman's vagina and the other into her rectum, in equal proportions. Once completely inserted at both ends, so that only a fraction of shirt is showing from vagina to anus, the exposed fabric is pinched and held tightly. The woman is then instructed to lay flat on the carpet, legs wide open and pull herself forward. As she does this, she slowly removes the shirt from within her as it is being firmly held and eventually brings herself to climax.
A derivative of this is "The Angry Earnhardt" where after removal, the other party proceeds to whip the woman's back with the vaginal secretion and fecal matter soaked t-shirt.
After the Daytona 500 I took MaryBeth-Anne to the trailer and gave her an The Earnhardt. She lurved it.
by ArsenalArmada February 15, 2008
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by Madaxel122 September 28, 2012
Our redneck savior. He crashed for our sins, and on the third lap, he rose again, and ascended into heaven, where he rideth shotgun for our Lord, the Almighty God.
by M. Helton December 10, 2009
Performing doggy style intercourse ( aka. hitting it from behind). And upon completion throwing your victim into the wall. And thus causing a Dale Earnhardt moment.
by Hymen grinder November 09, 2016
The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver
by dalejr237 June 11, 2005