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a very delicious tea, made from black tea leaves and oil of bergamot
deron kicked back with a cup of earl grey to unwind
by disengage027 April 13, 2007
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.
Examples:

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"
by CowboyWizard August 23, 2011
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"earl grey" (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment
I am too tired to go out, can't we just have an earl grey night.

I had an earl grey day.

This dinner sucks, we should have just earl greyed
by SejRitzMon January 09, 2011
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When a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.
Old man Buck gave Christina an Earl Grey.
by Motavator September 20, 2008
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The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.
"Want to have some Earl Grey? Bladders Full!"
by Khode1111 November 28, 2016
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Teabagging for the over-50s
"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"
by TheAtomicPunk January 09, 2015
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