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a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.
by Heller December 01, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018