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One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.
I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.
by Mahxuebsuc February 05, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018