If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.
If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!
by bLAJH bLAH March 01, 2017
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Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.
Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.
by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009
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The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.
I just bumped into Eric in the grocery store and he ear raped me in the produce section.
by Robert J. Smith, Jr. December 16, 2006
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When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.
Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
by laughatlisa May 11, 2009
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Forcefully talking to somebody and making them listen to you, even though that person has no will or intent to listen to what you are saying.
Wow! he like wouldn't stop talking to me, it was total ear rape.
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When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"
by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007
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