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Socially challanged internet pussy. They suck up to girls, kiss their asses over message boards and chat rooms when they obviously could never talk to them in real life.
B: Wow, you looked very cute when I saw you last night!
G: Strange, you never talk to me in real life...
B: I know...! That's because I'm an ePussy!
G: Strange, you never talk to me in real life...
B: I know...! That's because I'm an ePussy!
by RandLor June 06, 2005
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That sad boi post-nut depression. During this time one would contemplate all life choices, the meaning of life, and be surrounded by a vague cloud of darkness (not literally, but in some cases it is literal).
by //S-Class レールガン January 19, 2021
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The Asshole of a male, also considered a "boypussy". who plays a lot of videogames, and defines himself as a gamer. By definition, the asshole is considered an E-pussy, when the diameter of the asshole does not exceed the diameter of an 18 year old males thumb.
"damn, i smashed that mans asshole yesterday. it was tight like a real E-pussy"
"boy, that guys asshole fit tightly aorund my thumb. just like a real E-pussy"
male1: "man, i dont know if you could consider my asshole as a real E-pussy" male2: "well, it is being defined by an 18 year old males thumb, so let me check.mhm. yeah, it is a real E-pussy!"
"boy, that guys asshole fit tightly aorund my thumb. just like a real E-pussy"
male1: "man, i dont know if you could consider my asshole as a real E-pussy" male2: "well, it is being defined by an 18 year old males thumb, so let me check.mhm. yeah, it is a real E-pussy!"
by NisiN August 13, 2021