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Someone, who despite repeat education on technology, are incapable of using it. Thus, Retarding (means to set back) the person even more as new technology comes out. These are the people who should be never allowed to us a computer; for all they will bring is headaches to those around them.
noun/adj. ed,
After repeated failed attempts of teaching John to sync his Ipod to his computer. I did it myself and deemed him e-tarted.

The E-tard in accounting continues to destroy every computer IT sends her. So she now uses pen and paper only.
by MDT Smith September 18, 2007
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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