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When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.
Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online

2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online

Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her
by venicequeenx August 18, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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What becca and leyton get upto
Leyton and becca were eshagging again last night
by December 10, 2020
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