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Aside from the above definition "A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters", factors that shrivel the e-penis include mearly having world of warcraft installed on your computer & various other massive multiplayer online games, possesion/membership of any number of differnt types of caroon porn, frequenting lord of the rings chat rooms (only one return & that is of the Jedi!!!) and being a virgin while not being an e-virgin.
"My e-girlfriend, SuperSexy69Elf, was totally all over my e-penis last night in the Hobbit Sex chatroom."
by Damn Kaufman January 11, 2007
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The large apendage attatched to geeks on the internet. (aparently)
Qube got slapped in the face by generals huge e-penis
by general_specific July 03, 2003
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The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy
Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.
by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005
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One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.
"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"
by Rory January 05, 2007
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N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer or power gamer.
ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
by Fran Vinokur February 21, 2008
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N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer or power gamer.
ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
by Fran Vinokur January 03, 2008
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N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer or power gamer.
N: ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
by Fran Vinokur November 26, 2007
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