Yanno to oil the ole' rusty pipes. Yanno beat your meat. Jerk off. Its kinda like square dancing but with your penis, except when you "e-bop-bop" it is actually acceptable(commendable even) to come afterwards, wherein square dancing it is not acceptable to come after the dance. In fact, gym teachers get really mad when you "finish" after you finish the song, speaking from personal experience.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

To jerk off or a jerk off.