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Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.
Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!
by PopFree Monkey February 06, 2007
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A person who's extensive use of the drug extacy makes them hear music 24/7 and makes there arms and legs move and twitch like they are in a retarded state .
You etard ! stop moving or the enemy will see you !
by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003
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1. The term is commonly used to describe someone who has been binge whipping (Over extended, consecutive use of N2O) or overuse of ecstasy among other drugs.

2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.
Dude#1: "Man, that nitrous whore did like 150 whippets in 30 minutes last week!"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"
by Sean McCoy November 17, 2004
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a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.
look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!
by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003
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1)A stupid dumb person who posts alot of stupid things on forums, sometimes for attention (see attention whore)

2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.
"I wish s/he'd stop posting...what an e-tard."
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