Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message

A disorder that causes the sufferer to type and text by replacing letters or whole words with single letters or numbers.

Sufferers of dystextia type and text words that seem to be a cross between english and l33t.

A common condition that causes the sufferer the inability to spell correctly in a text message. See dystexic

Ailment similar to dyslexia, however, these individuals confuse or improperly read words not written in a text message.

the automatic insertion of random words from the autotext list of suggested words when you text on an Android touch screen. Usually happens too quickly for the texter to notice but the receiver is confused by the nonsensical words in the message, which only start with the same letter as the word the texter intended to use.