The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

A U-15 Soccer Team that finished 5-5-3 last season

The moment of time when you were looking particularly unattractive, that was your Ming Dynasty.

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

An expression used to describe something awe-inspiring that one believes will transcend time and be relevant throughout several future generations. Usually used in the context of music.

When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.