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1. idiot, dumbass, unclever
2. A mild swear-ish word, used when you need to say "shit!" or "fuck" but cant.
3. A word that rhymes with goof.

1. In the cinema Ian threw popcorn in the air, yelling "ITS SNOWING!!!"

"he is such a fucking dwoof!"

2. -brakes the computer- or -drops glass bottles on the floor- or -whacks my head off the door-

"aaaaaaah dwoof!"
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