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the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door
my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
by Travel Sized Joe April 05, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.
A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.
by J. Con June 10, 2007
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