Al got so duskled at the bar he proceeded to park his car on top of a snowbank. No one would believe him until they saw the video footage of his car being towed at 5:00 a.m.

Leonard got so duskled drinking an entire bottle of three olives rootbeer and coke that he slapped every girl's ass the walked by.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.