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A thinly veiled metaphor, masquerading as a fruit. It's slimy, it smells funny, it grosses you out the first time, but then you swear it's the greatest thing ever... you see where this is going, right?
A: So, you having some durian tonight?
B: Eww!
C: Leave the kid alone, he's not into durian yet.
by CalamariSplat December 14, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A large fruit enjoyed in asian cultures. Only those those who will brave the foul odor and dangerous spines are worthy to enjoy the repulsive slime contained within.

Eating of durian may be more of a badge of cultural identity than nutrition; in this respect, it shares company with Marmite, Lutefisk, Spam, and Poutine.
What insane person would flavor perfectly good bean-cake with durian?!
by phildonnia June 14, 2004
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1. An oval-shaped yellow-coloured creamy-textured fruit, native to Southeast Asia. It is said that durians "smell like Hell but taste like Heaven".

2. Another name for Esplanade: Theatres on the Bay. (singapore)
It doesn't taste THAT awful...Try durian ice-cream!
by hiddy April 17, 2006
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this fruit smells like feet,gasoline,and fart mixed togeather... the first time u eat it.. it tastes HORRIBLE. most however are lured back to the smelly fruit for some odd reason and become addicted
this durian smells like my ass but it tastes amazing
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A fruit covered in spines ranging from 1cm to 2cm long. Dirty green husk with a creamy yellow fruit inside. The thick husk can only be hacked open with a machete. Usually enjoyed in South East Asian countries like Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand of which the 'D24' variety are considered most delicious.

The durian is considered the King of all fruits in South East Asia.

However, the durian is a fruit that you either love or really hate. Those who hate its aroma/ stench have described it as "smells like straight ass", a rather apt description for this amazing fruit.

fruit machete husk Singapore Malaysia Thailand D24 durian South East Asia straight ass
That durian attacked me with its spines and if that wasn't enough, when we did open it up, it invaded my nostrils.

I love durian.
by Ez3quiel January 15, 2013
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This awesome fruit that has spikes all over it and smells bad but tastes good.
"That durian smells like poo."
by Goobix March 12, 2005
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