When confronted with a great conflict, your goal should be to not only find the path of least resistance, but somehow run from the conflict in a way where you now join the conflict originally being caused. A lack of integrity & honor is common in those that search for this path.
John: So, what are you going to do about those bully's that have been hurting you after school?
Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.
John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.
Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.
John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!
Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.
John: Oh man, I dunno about that.
Fredo: I do.
John: You won't pick on me then, will you?
Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.
John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.
Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.
John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!
Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.
John: Oh man, I dunno about that.
Fredo: I do.
John: You won't pick on me then, will you?
by Arco Hollywood June 12, 2017
Friend 1: Ay bruh lets go out tonight
Friend 2: Nah man im kinda tired. I think imma stay home, put on my snuggie, and watch pretty in pink
Friend 1: C'mon quit being such a Kevin Durant!
Friend 2: Nah man im kinda tired. I think imma stay home, put on my snuggie, and watch pretty in pink
Friend 1: C'mon quit being such a Kevin Durant!
by GAWDMATT November 04, 2016
Russle: "Hey Steven, look at those two boy snakes kissing each other! They must be gay"
Steven: "No Russle, They are just Kevin Duranting! You know just being gay snakes"
Steven: "No Russle, They are just Kevin Duranting! You know just being gay snakes"
by AustinRose December 25, 2016
by skinnypenis729 July 29, 2017
Wirery, soft, nappy head ass snake that plays for the Golden State Warriors. Tends to backstab team after blowing a 3-1 lead in the western conference finals by joining the team he lost to.
Kevin Durant is a cupcake.
by Petunia2001 August 24, 2017