by jellybean050 August 30, 2014
When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.
Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump
by A.BRUNNY April 18, 2012
As in "take a dump, then dump it on your mom"
A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.
A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.
Dude, the other day I just got fed up with people giving me that "I know you just pooped" look, so I dumped in my pants, then dumped it on my mom. The dump and dump
by The Armistice March 19, 2010
by pattypoopy January 23, 2006
by PurpMane June 21, 2010
Example 1
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
by johnny5ive August 16, 2011