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Perjoritive corruption of "dumb fuck" as conjured by those souls too lazy or inept to adjure to a more refined expression.
Thou knave! Thou hast callst me a "dumfuk!"
by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Someone who is being the most fucking annoying person because they dont know how to do the simplest thing
Person 1: "How do you turn on a microwave?"

Person 2: "You dumfuk, get out of my fucking hkme ya we prick!"
by ig: @reub.tay August 05, 2020
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