Dumb fuck

A person who knows what you mean when you say something but acts confused.

Jonny: I have food on my table and a roof over my head. I am blessed.
Stevens: What kind of a house doesn't have a roof?
Jonny: It's a saying you dumb fuck!

by Vam Pire 101 August 17, 2017

Dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone that is undeniably stupid, they can't get their life together because of their epic level of stupidity, so they just continue to do dumb fucking shit, like dumping their millionaire girlfriend for an old Filipino prostitute that's married and has a kid.

(A) Have you ever met that guy Toby?

(B) No, I don't think I have...wait! Is he a dumb fuck?
(A) Yes! He's the guy I was telling you about, the one who got engaged to a married Filipino prostitute.

(B) Woah, he really is a dumb fuck.

by Honestyyyyy December 8, 2014

Dumb fuck

Probably you considering that you searched this

Damn he can’t figure out what a dumb fuck is

by Can’t spell rape without pear March 9, 2019

Dumb fuck

A person who is dumb beyond belief. Not someone named Kate.

Ariella is a dumb fuck.

by lycheeh8r January 17, 2012

Dumb fuck

Any person on here that says if u are reading this because that's wut this website is made to do u dumb fuck

Damn that guys a dumb fuck ahahaaa

by Jwrizzle mynizzle May 12, 2018

Dumb fuck

A very dumb individual.

Paul: Why is this dumb fuck looking at random words on urban dictionary?

Blart: What do you mean dumb fuck? You do the same thing!

Mall cop: Hey could you dumb fucks stop saying dumb fuck? There are kids in this mall!

Paul and Blart: Fine dumb fuck!

Mall cop: Thank you dumb fucks!

Paul and Blart: You're welcome dumb fuck!

by hejkfdxkjxkjdskjxjkxjmkxjcm March 25, 2018

Dumb fuck

The girl you just had sex with who thought a condom was something you put on a hot dog.

That girl I met at the bar was such a dumb fuck; I can't believe I actually fucked her.

by MrWord March 26, 2009