"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 03, 2020
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by Les mcclary February 24, 2019
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by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021
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Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".
by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020
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When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.
When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.
When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.
by RabbiRob July 02, 2006
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When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
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That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
by pinhead77 March 25, 2007
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