Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.
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An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
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Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
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Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.
2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
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Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
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Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
by Chris Wollesen March 13, 2006
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When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
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when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
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