Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
Get the cumpadre neck gaiter and mug.
3
a person/animal/other organism that does actions/things that are unfavorable and seen by others as stupid, it's also an insult to a person who is pea-brained.
bosco:10+10 is not twenty it don't have ten in it!
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?
by a wild bandaid May 07, 2017
Get a dumbass mug for your fish Zora.
4
Noun

1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.

2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.
Guy 1: I think it might be time to have that compound fracture looked at by a doctor dude.
Guy 2: Nah the problem would get compounded Lol
Guy 1: WTF? You are such a dumbass.

Guy 3: Hostel is the best movie that was ever made ever!
Guy 4: Oh my god what a dumbass...
by IQuarent April 13, 2015
Get the Dumbass neck gaiter and mug.
5
Redism (that 70's show)
meaning stupid moron
No Kitty He's kinda dumb. And he's an ass too. In fact he's a ....DUMB-ASS
by fireater March 29, 2005
Get a dumb-ass mug for your barber Rihanna.
6
A person who is both dumb and an ass at the same time. Contrast with "dumbass," which is a conjugate of the terms, thereby creating a new class of person. However, "dumb ass" confers a meaning by which a person is both embarassing to the human race and of below average intelligence.
John you are not only a dumbass, you are a DUMB ASS.
by ChickenBonz October 11, 2006
Get a dumb ass mug for your cat Yasemin.