A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Someone or something that is ignorant or worthless to the point of having no value. Also one who displays the fact that they have no common sense or knowledge in a subject.
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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A complete idiot. Seeing as shit doesn't have a brain, the person being compared to it could be called a mindless moron.
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Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.
Player 1: OmFg i am so gosu i just pwned the newbs!11!! 1337 h4x0rz!!1 ^^
Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.
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That boy is dumb as shit.
by Joe Bloggs October 13, 2003
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