"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."

"But, there all like 60 years and older."

"Just like i like 'em."

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

Todd: Wow! Look at that hooker! is that a guy or a chick?

Mark: Who cares. Its just a Dudestitute.