dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.

"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."

by AbnormalBoy May 25, 2004

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by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005

Dude Ranch

A great punk album by the band that used to be good Blink 182.

Blink was cool back then now they're trapped in the mainstream.

by andrew boy April 19, 2004

Dude ranch

Place where dudes go to fuck

Hey David, wanna go to the dude ranch this weekend and have sex with many men?

by Kobe1234567890 October 31, 2015

Dude Ranch

A horse riding ranch where gay dudes can ride each other bareback...

I'm gonna get some serious dude at the dude ranch.

by HammyBeaverWeaver September 3, 2018

Dude Ranch

The "Dude Ranch"

The sexual move by which the male is having sex with the woman from behind ('doggy style'), as the male is about to ejaculate, he burns the female in the small of her back, and pull out to extinguish the burn.

This is called the "dude ranch" because it parallels the process brand cattle.

"I gave Natalia the dude ranch last night"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."

by BallsMcCoy January 21, 2010

Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.

My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.

by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023