The bro dudes are the most worthless of the human beings. They hunt in packs, and are rarely seen in the wild alone. The bro dude loves axe body spray, and has a particular fondness for the Jägerbomb.
Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.
Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.
Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Example A:
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."
Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."
Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"
by treetopbliss June 21, 2009
usually a bro but more specifically a larger, dumber one. One that trys to fit in way too hard with his; black spikey haired, star tattooed, knee-high black socked, studded white belt, last name in vinyl on the rear window of my truck, tank-top wearing, I'm white but I listen to gangster rap, more facial piercings than a chick, peers but is either too large to physically wear the latest trends and styles, or simply chooses to buy smaller clothes in order to appear ripped in the eyes of other bros. The term is used by outsiders forced into social contact with these dude man bros. Even though it is a direct diss, it can be said in front of them, because it blends harmoniously with thier regional dirt people diction.
non DMB: "Hey Dude Man Bro thats some sick ink you got there! But last time I checked a star had 5 points... not 6"
DMB: "Yeah Bro! I know! I was F-ed up!... haw-haw"
DMB: "Yeah Bro! I know! I was F-ed up!... haw-haw"
by sly858 February 08, 2008
There were a bunch of these jitbag bro dudes who got all shitty and then puked all over themselves at that Dave show in Philly last summer.
by nugster September 20, 2006
A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.
Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.
Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.
Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
by Chadbro April 14, 2008
A guy who works out a lot, takes steroids to bulk up, attends the gym every chance he can get.
He will also blow every penny he can on pot (see marijuana) & beer. This type of guy likes to sleep with a lot of girls that he picks up at bars.
He can be seen among other Bro dudes, especially in bro dude brawls.
He will also blow every penny he can on pot (see marijuana) & beer. This type of guy likes to sleep with a lot of girls that he picks up at bars.
He can be seen among other Bro dudes, especially in bro dude brawls.
Person A: Hey want to go to the bars tonight?
Person B: Naw, tonights bar night, all the Bro dudes are downtown
Person B: Naw, tonights bar night, all the Bro dudes are downtown
by Candleduck September 19, 2008
by bobbyy334422 March 06, 2008
Not to be confused with "dude-bra." The BRO Dudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromosexual tendencies. See bro jobdefiniton2.
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
(Box2 & SLammy are two BRO Dudes at a party.)
Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."
Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"
(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)
Slammy: (goes into muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"
Box2: "NO, BROOO!"
(the 2 BRO Dudes then commence the shit talking & leg pissing to mark their territory.)
by turtle taint January 10, 2007