Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 10, 2017
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Another way of saying that you farted.
Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."
by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018
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When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.
I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.
by JoLyn Thompson January 06, 2019
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A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it
What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
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Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.
What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
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