adj. - a word to call someone who is being a douche, and/or annoying as hell.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A person who would be a douchebag, but is to stupid.

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.

A gangbang where the girl is only truly receptive to one of the participants.

This is similar to the mating ritual of ducks where the female tolerates forced copulation by many partners but uses vaginal complexities to block all but her chosen partner from fertilizing her eggs.