May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Duces: the act of telling one that you are about to take a leave of abcence derived from (Peace) or Chuckin the Duces(putting up two fingers ie=peace
Man1:Hey, I've done all my work and I even did back up, so Imma get out of here okay.
Man2: okat that's fine tanks for all you work
Man1"no problem Bro
Man2:see ya
Man1:duces
by PROD!-G January 21, 2008
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To say bye, peace, or I'm out to ya homies, friends, G's or anything else you want to say.
Friend 1: Aye wuz good homie?
Friend 2: Nutin' much. Wuddup wit u G?
Friend 3: Aye cuz, I gotta go, so duces.
Friend1&2: A'ight duces kid duces.
by U don't need 2 no February 21, 2009
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Tod: damn dude i need to go take a duce!

Tod: Be right back...
Edgar: Ok, dont take to long!
by weed brownies October 24, 2011
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Duce is:
1. A tough street gang in the almaden valley.
2. A chill way of saying: later, bye, peace out ect. (usually used more on the southcoast/westcoast.)
2. Instead of saying later dude, you can say "duce", thus it serves its perpose.
by Jadechronic08 May 26, 2006
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