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the inability to form words because of direct visual contact with stupidity, however it doesn't inhibit the body's natural reaction to convulsion or tics...
by Choochie & Santa Jr. April 11, 2009
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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an involuntary laugh/choke.
can be caused by hitting the 'd' key just before the 's' when typing spasm in a chat.
d'uh spasm.
can be caused by hitting the 'd' key just before the 's' when typing spasm in a chat.
d'uh spasm.
i) I had a dspasm when Choochie told me about her musty-y back seat.
ii) Hey Choochie, did you dspasm when I told you about satan's elfen friend Audrey?
ii) Hey Choochie, did you dspasm when I told you about satan's elfen friend Audrey?
by Choochie and Santa Jr. April 11, 2009