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the inability to form words because of direct visual contact with stupidity, however it doesn't inhibit the body's natural reaction to convulsion or tics...
Choochie dspasmed when she saw "Ugly Cat meets Salad Fingers" . . .
by Choochie & Santa Jr. April 11, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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an involuntary laugh/choke.

can be caused by hitting the 'd' key just before the 's' when typing spasm in a chat.

d'uh spasm.
i) I had a dspasm when Choochie told me about her musty-y back seat.

ii) Hey Choochie, did you dspasm when I told you about satan's elfen friend Audrey?
by Choochie and Santa Jr. April 11, 2009
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