This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.

Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!

This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.