to have diarrhea convulsions but nothing comes out

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

when you masturbate without using anything but whats in your head

ex. porn, lube, etc...

After a long night of partying and you wake up delirious, thinking to yourself, "How much did I drink?". So you make a dry run through the house counting the empty liquor/beer bottles .

to force your cock up an unsuspecting womans butt hole without using any lube during sex

when you are masturbating and then ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Dry run ‘The time between New years eve and Valentines Day when you get none’