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the practice of pretending to 'shag' by humping while keeping the clothes on, by grinding the pelvic areas.
usually attempted by horny women or horny drunk men, not realising the clothes are still on
basicly.
usually attempted by horny women or horny drunk men, not realising the clothes are still on
basicly.
'girl was dry humpin me before i could get em off!'
by irish 88 October 06, 2006
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005