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After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.
by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.
Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016
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