Ben came home late from the party and was still wasted, he logged onto his computer and picked some fights on the forums. Ben was so juiced he was drunkposting.

Jill didn't really want to sleep with you, she was just drunkposting

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.